A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR IMPROVING POLICE CONDUCT IN THE FIELD – by Gary Smolker

 

 

BALANCE IS NOT SOMETHING YOU FIND.  BALANCE IS SOMETHING YOU CREATE.

  

 

A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR IMPROVING POLICE PERFORMANCE IN THE FIELD

Police Budgets and Protocols Should Be Immediately Revised to Include the Following:

Male cops will be provided with Sex Therapy and Meditation Training.

During mediation training they will be forced against their will to look at the crotch of women in yoga pants.

Before and after sex therapy they will have their testosterone level tested and their oxytocin level tested.

Only when those levels are at a predetermined level will they be allowed to go out on the streets.

They will also be tested for cocaine. 

A lot of male police officers self-medicate with cocaine because of their trauma or other mental health issues.

Its scary sometimes.

All police precincts will be provided with the latest version of US Military Tanks – which they will bring out to protect protestors peacefully assembled at political rallies from hostile disruptions.

Gary Smolker, Social Commentator, Values Critic

 

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